What the fuck is up with the Jack in the Box drive thru? Every time i frequent this place of business they always seem to horribly rape my order the wrong way with no lubricant. I know what’s in Jack’s box: a lack of customer service and a lack of efficiency to detail! Did you ask for that special sauce you really like? Too bad! Ask for no mayo on your chicken sandwich? Tough luck! Order 4 tacos? Only 3 are in the bag!
I understand a mistake from time to time, but every time? Keep in mind, this does not happen when you actually go in to Jack in the Box and sit down to eat. I’ve given this matter some thought and I think I know why.
Manners are dead. Do you know how easy it is to forget your please and thank yous when you’re just speaking into a scratchy sounding box? Observe how polite you are when you’re actually looking at someone in the eye and you want something. Drive thrus have turned us into inconsiderate brutes. We must remember: even though we’re most likely drunk or high at the Jack in the Box drive thru (otherwise I don’t know why you’d be eating there) it is no excuse to conveniently forget to be polite.
So keep in mind: when you’re fucked up treat the American icon of deep fried salty snack treats with the respect you show your grandma. And if you don’t respect your grandma then there is no hope for you.
Get ready for the next podcast as we jabber on about whatever the hell we want to. See ya!