Everybody has Facebook these days. It is the ultimate social networking tool. Jokes aside, it is a pretty convenient thing. And no, Facebook did not pay me to say that.
Being the popular (and humble) guy that I am, I get friend requests on Facebook all the time. Sometimes I don’t even know the people but hey, you took the time to request my friendship. Who am I to deny that?
But just the last week I got a friend request that was awfully suspicious. Lexus Star wanted to be my friend. Besides her name, the real shocker was that…she’s single! Who woulda thunk it? The plot thickens. Her profile picture was strategically taken to accentuate the large size of her boobs right before the nipple risked exposure. Wow, what a great new friend!
Oh, wait…she doesn’t want friendship. She wants money for sex! A true friend does not charge for sex! Facebook and Myspace are now being whored out by whores themselves. I honestly have nothing against prostitution. Just be upfront about it. Prostitution is not friendship; it’s a business transaction involving my penis.
I still think Mr. Show had the right idea and money should be abolished replaced with a series of blowjobs ranging in quality.
Get ready for the next podcast as we beat to death a number of topical subjects like breathable coffee. See ya later!